How The Lightning Thief Changed Me
This one can go fuck itself. Single-handedly responsible for derailing my Harry Potter journey. I never asked for a demigod with daddy issues. All I ever wanted was to finish my damn wizard saga.
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> kid finds out he’s a Greek demigod
> gets sent to summer camp instead of therapy
> zeus is mad, something something lightning bolt
> goes on a cross-country road trip with friends who deserve better
> lots of prophecies, monsters, and daddy drama
> somehow still less traumatic than your average public school